Sunday, 20 April 2008

T'Puddin ,its a miracle

There are a group of people from a place named Yorkshire,who worship T'Puddin,this is a mixture of eggs flour water milk and a pinch of salt,or so I am informed, T'Puddin must always be written with a capital P in view of its special meaning,it is baked in a fiery furnace ,or oven and comes out miraculously as a big golden object ,which is eaten with onion gravy,and in Sheffield ,Hendersons relish, T' Puddin is often claimed by other regions and on occasions the nearby country of France, but these are false claims and of no consequence to true believers in the miracle of T'Puddin.
True believers in T'Puddin are very devout,and bear no malice to non believers,nor do they try to convert others through acts of violence or verbal entreaties,they are a very peacefull group and content to sit with a glass of dandelion and burdock and a plate of T'puddin,roast beef ,taters and cabbage,and convivial company.
More information will be posted at a future date.
T'Puddin preacher, Graham
PS the only true Puddin is a Yorkshire Puddin,do not be decieved by false prophets offering other inferior miracles.

3 comments:

sonia said...

what happens when they turn out as pancakes, do they still qualify??

Sheila or Graham said...

No .pancakes are not acceptable in the true sense of the being,but will be allowed if described as "Hyderadad)thes being the progeny of an error in judgement.
I thank "Sister Sonia "for her interest. Graham

Mike Saif said...

I'm lost for words.