At last I'm found.

I was just watching Eddie Izzard on u tube denigrating religion,as recommended by Montana Mike,when a well dressed young man came up the drive and started to push a leaflet through the front door,I went out and confronted him,and it turns out the dreaded jehova's witnesses have found us out here on the prairie!after a short conversation the intruder left,and I wonder if it's a sign? the chickens were helpful in voicing their opinion as to his message,with their chorus of "CLUCK OFF" or at least thats what it sounded like to me.
The weather is bright and breezy today,and not a little free and easy I suppose,"chooks" are out enjoying it and Sheila has ventured out today to the shops,I am toying with the idea of placing a large sign on the gate to the effect that only atheists bearing gifts are welcome to place messages through our door.
Yesterday we were visited by Peggy and Mick who are 2 year immigrants from Rotherham,and for some reason do not miss their home town in the least,Mick and me solved all the political problems of the world over a small afternoon whisky,(one of the perks of being aged) and there were no differences of opinion as we are both of a similar political leaning,two old revolutionaries gloating at the failure of capitalsm,and wondering what will happen to our investments,and reflecting on the dumbing down of the financial times.

Montana mike is not sleeping after embarking on a fasting diet? could it be that we are meant to eat food and that he is a little mistaken in his eternal quest for the holy grail of the perfect way of life extension? who knows,maybe his solution lies with the Jehova's.
Thats all for now folks Graham