It came from outer space!!

Cold and grey here on the prairie,I am in the middle of a signwriting job,but the paint is not drying ,too cold and damp,not much else happening,Le Blade is off to Sheffield for the weekend,the forecast is to get warmer on Saturday so I hope to go and letter the in situ part of the job on Sunday.
Montana is now undergoing some kind of massage from a woman who speaks to alien beings!!
so there's a person to fill you with confidence in the outcome of her work.
Still not able to get the Poms blog,Sandra must have pressed the wrong buttons under the influence of too much"chardie" the result of which is no one can read her blog.
I have spent much time surfing the net for an escape from the endless winter,but to no avail,much of the stuff on offer is in the euro zone which is poor value,even if the exchange rate were better than it is now,and cruises are a "not sure" after our voyage with the Le Blades to "Rottendam"so any suggestions will be received and considered.
The blades fell off a wind tubine a few miles up from us,and gullible locals are claiming extra terrestrials are the culprits,as there were supposed sightings of strange lights flashing across the sky,it should be mentioned that the RAF,and American airforce are all located in the county,and in fact there is a bombing range at Donna Nook,about 4 miles from the little house on the prairie!
So it would seem that extra terrestrials managed to negotiate a passage through space,but fell at the last hurdle,a wind turbine in Lincolnshire.
We had a call from Gina at her radio station asking if we could shed any light on the aforementioned,as it made national news,but on offering my theory re the RAF she decided not to give me the opportunity to comment on air.