I am using a keep fit implement which is guaranteed to tire out your muscles and relax them to such an extent you would not believe,I am using it quite a lot now that I am temporary chicken farmer,I will share the name of the implement with all (both) my readers,A SHOVEL,or "Lord Lovel" as it was known by Mc Alpines fusiliers,brother in law Norman being a former McAlpines fusilier bought me this keep fit tool in an auction at Boston some time ago at great expense, 50 pence,though it is'nt the Rolls Royce of the genus it being rather heavy unladen,it suffices .
Who needs expensive machines like the aborigine designed Abkingpro,when for a relatively small sum at most auctions a shovel may be aquired,and maybe the banks will even be prepared to hand out loans for the purchase.
Poor Montana Mike is still searching for the fitness holy grail,and it seems finishing up down lots of blind alleys,machines,diets,snake oils,the poor lad knows not which way to turn,and yet here in my little easy to read blog could well be the answer,a McAlpines fusiliers lord lovel and a plot of land to cultivate organic produce,as is usual because of my generous nature I offer all this information free of charge,go to it with a will dear readers and tire out those muscles with honest toil. Good Luck Graham (former water board fusilier in Rotherham)
2 comments:
Bring the shovel with you next time you come to visit. You can show me how to use it.
Sadly you appear not to be in good enough health ,or I would willingly give you verbal instruction. G
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