It seems my little encounter with a midnight marauder(wasp)has created hilarity in Preston,and no doubt internationally,as sheila has exposed the incident I just need to say that many expletives are missing from her coverage of the event such as Flipping and Blinking,well the first letters on the two words are true anyway.
Can't a man sleep safely in his bed in Olde Englande these days?
It comes to light as a result of Sheila's investigations that the incident is my fault,as I moved some coats from the kitchen to the hallway which adjoins the bedroom,I had recently murdered two semi comatose wasps in the kitchen and it was deduced that the other one came from one of the coats during the night!
2 comments:
Of course it was your fault Graham. How silly to think otherwise.
Many years ago, I reacted very badly to a wasp sting and had to carry a medic kit in my purse for years. Was stung by my eye and my face and head swelled up to the size of a basketball and I couldn't see, nor was I recognizable. Haven't been stung by a wasp since. Mike always slays them for me when they come around.
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