HELP !

Help is needed to escape from the incessant drip drip of propoganda by the government and media about some wedding or other taking place soon,it seems the scroungers named the royal family are adding another to their ranks , and we are being battered by propoganda about this unhappy event,all suggestions (within our limited budget) to escape this calamitous day will be seriously considered,the last one when his parents were married we went on a train trip to whitby,and to this day have never seen that wedding,other than short clips sprung on us by surprise by the media.
Just think girls,if you emulated this young woman you would never have to worry about money again, getting a job,paying bills, etc. because the mugs who are the British public will pick up all the tabs.