Fox Dundee

I have just returned from a walk down green lane and encountering the dog fox, it was about 50 yards away looking at me,the only weapon I had was a 3inch knife,so I ran toward it planning to jump on its neck and cut its throat ,but it ran off after barking"call that a knife"next time I shall take the rifle,all this is true except the crocodile dundee comment,because as you know fox's can't talk.