Monday, 2 July 2012

Sermon from the mount

Oh dear! a sermon from the mount of Kansas has been delivered by the food vicar it seems we are all disobeying the laws of the god of  fad diets and eating BREAD,and other products of the vile wheat,even drinking the fermented juice of the barley grain and more vile the distilled products of the same dreadful seed.
Though it seems that chocolate digestive biscuits(or cookies as they are known in the land of the diets) are exempt from the laws or kosher if you are of another persuasion,why this should be is left for further sermons on another sabbath.
My poor dear grandmother  spent her 93 years on this spinning globe never having the benefit of this knowledge,and I wonder to what unbelievable age she may have survived if she had been so fortunate as to be in receipt of the vicar of foods sermons,though it would have had to be verbal as she was unable to read or write,maybe it was the wheat that caused this disability or more likely as she told me it was because they had no money to pay the penny a week for schooling and being of a Romany persuasion spent short periods in any one location.
I fear that we of the non dietary religious ideologies are destined to suffer for a few more years as if the 70, nay 71 this very month,  I have already spent on earth are not enough, eating enjoyable food and drinking pleasure inducing  drinks to provide the "experts" with guinea pigs to test their theories on, a  challenge I willingly take on in the knowledge that a shortened pleasurable life could possibly be preferable to the alternative the god of religious diets would have us follow through his preachers.

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