Thursday, 5 July 2012
Falsebook?
The website, Falsebook! seems to be mostly used by inhabitants of a type of disneyworld where everyone is beautiful and living a wonderful life it all brings to mind a Will the Bard play with something like this quote in it,"All the worlds a stage,and all the people on it only players".
Wednesday, 4 July 2012
Flower of Scotland
A dreary day in rainy England made only more acceptable by the forecast for the Scottish Hebridean Isles which leads me into the news that the Greco Germans are now plying their shameful trade in Scotland and imposing on the generosity of that proud and soon to be separate nation if their independance vote is positive.
It would gladden the heart of this individual if the Jocks were to give permanent residence to the sourfaced old woman and her hangers on,we could then have a proper national anthem that glorifies England and not some miserable featured old woman,the Jocks have a proper anthem"Flower of Scotland" and stirring it is too I don't know how this would go down with the old woman and her family though.
Perhapsif this is not possible the Yanks could take them in they seem to like them from afar but then don't have to support them financially which is probably a contributing factor,though some of the more recent citizens are not sure whether they are Yanks or Limeys on this Yankee Doodle 4th of July.
It would gladden the heart of this individual if the Jocks were to give permanent residence to the sourfaced old woman and her hangers on,we could then have a proper national anthem that glorifies England and not some miserable featured old woman,the Jocks have a proper anthem"Flower of Scotland" and stirring it is too I don't know how this would go down with the old woman and her family though.
Perhapsif this is not possible the Yanks could take them in they seem to like them from afar but then don't have to support them financially which is probably a contributing factor,though some of the more recent citizens are not sure whether they are Yanks or Limeys on this Yankee Doodle 4th of July.
Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Monday, 2 July 2012
Sermon from the mount
Oh dear! a sermon from the mount of Kansas has been delivered by the food vicar it seems we are all disobeying the laws of the god of fad diets and eating BREAD,and other products of the vile wheat,even drinking the fermented juice of the barley grain and more vile the distilled products of the same dreadful seed.
Though it seems that chocolate digestive biscuits(or cookies as they are known in the land of the diets) are exempt from the laws or kosher if you are of another persuasion,why this should be is left for further sermons on another sabbath.
My poor dear grandmother spent her 93 years on this spinning globe never having the benefit of this knowledge,and I wonder to what unbelievable age she may have survived if she had been so fortunate as to be in receipt of the vicar of foods sermons,though it would have had to be verbal as she was unable to read or write,maybe it was the wheat that caused this disability or more likely as she told me it was because they had no money to pay the penny a week for schooling and being of a Romany persuasion spent short periods in any one location.
I fear that we of the non dietary religious ideologies are destined to suffer for a few more years as if the 70, nay 71 this very month, I have already spent on earth are not enough, eating enjoyable food and drinking pleasure inducing drinks to provide the "experts" with guinea pigs to test their theories on, a challenge I willingly take on in the knowledge that a shortened pleasurable life could possibly be preferable to the alternative the god of religious diets would have us follow through his preachers.
Though it seems that chocolate digestive biscuits(or cookies as they are known in the land of the diets) are exempt from the laws or kosher if you are of another persuasion,why this should be is left for further sermons on another sabbath.
My poor dear grandmother spent her 93 years on this spinning globe never having the benefit of this knowledge,and I wonder to what unbelievable age she may have survived if she had been so fortunate as to be in receipt of the vicar of foods sermons,though it would have had to be verbal as she was unable to read or write,maybe it was the wheat that caused this disability or more likely as she told me it was because they had no money to pay the penny a week for schooling and being of a Romany persuasion spent short periods in any one location.
I fear that we of the non dietary religious ideologies are destined to suffer for a few more years as if the 70, nay 71 this very month, I have already spent on earth are not enough, eating enjoyable food and drinking pleasure inducing drinks to provide the "experts" with guinea pigs to test their theories on, a challenge I willingly take on in the knowledge that a shortened pleasurable life could possibly be preferable to the alternative the god of religious diets would have us follow through his preachers.
Sunday, 1 July 2012
Mario Doolaliotelli
News item in Israeli paper says Mario's Mama is Jewish so I have this vision of him bringing his own ball as a mark of respect for her.
FORZA ITALIA!
Looking forward to a good football match tonight on tv FORZA ITALIA! FORZA Doolaliotelli!
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