to literary critics

To all my literary critics,pick the flies out of this.
Oggi gia fatto una viaggia fino a la citta di Boston,dove abbiamo comprato,2 sedie.Non sono per noi,ma sono un regalo per una di nostra famiglia.Ora scrivo in Inglese.
We visited Boston today,where I tried to purchase,Phenocane,I was told it's probably an American thing,and the lady in the health shop thinks it may not be available over the counter here,but probably the internet is the tool I should choose to obtain it.
This evening I shall endeavour to purchase the aforementioned medication via the net.
May I take this opportunity to point out to"Montana Mike" that there is a vast difference between,Carpenter and Joiner,as those of us who have worked in construction well know.
The wonderful English weather came up trumps yet again ,and showers were the order of the day,this evening may once again be taken up with another hilarious webcam conversation,with Sexbomb who is back in residence at Alan Towers.
The forecast for thursday is wet!so lots to look forward to there.thats all folks!