The "Roy Cropper" Look

Here is my version of the well dressed cyclist,complete with "Roy Cropper" of Coronation Street ,all purpose shopping bag, note the well worn paint spattered trainers,scruffy jeans,and t'shirt advertising coaching seminars in America,the outstanding feature is the £1,dayglo vest purchased at the Todos(everything) £1.outlet inChapel St leonards,this affords the local maniac drivers an easier target to aim at,there are no drink bottles,or helmets as these are fripperies not really necessary,mileages and speed are not a consideration,the important thing is saving money on diesel fuel.
On a serious note our neighbour Sir George is home from hospital,and looks a little careworn ,we called at the Manor House to ask as to his welfare and were pleasantly surprised to be told he was home,and receiving visitors,nice to see him battling on,he offered chicken husbandry advice to Sheila ,and observed that the eggs will probably have cost around £45 each with the luxury foods they are fed,this is him getting back to normal and counting the coppers.