Wednesday, 15 October 2008

League of Nations Dental Practice

Yesterday was bowling but a bit boring, Le Blade told me they had visted the new dentist we all registered at,and he had two fillings(no freezing) and his dear wife had one temporary filling renewed,during a later phone conversation with Madame Le Blade,I became hysterical with laughing as she related a tale of woe re the dental visit,she is not happy with the treatment or the set up,among other complaints were,the lady dentists gloves smelled of cigarettes,she could barely speak English,she replaced a temporary filling with the same,speaking later to Le Blade he told me he thought they had the cleaning lady by mistake!I must confess that I could not help laughing ,though it was in part hysteria at what we have let ourselves in for,maybe at my check up when the bloke told the assistant"tooth,gap,tooth,gap gap,it was a little different to previous dental speak,and should have alerted me to possible problems.
The Le blades grandson went to the same dentist and was obviously subjected to interrogation by Madam Le Blade,at which he recalled the lady dentist relaying numbers in French,which seems rather strange as she is polish(we think) the receptionist is a big German lady,who has a rather brusque manner,and seems a little eccentric,it all seems a bit manic on reflection,Le Blade says she is calling the NHS to confirm they are in fact bona fide,and not escapees from the former middlewood hospital.
We had a young lad with African origins who told me his name was Kenneth Rogers! and he was singing during the check up, he offered to make me a bridge but i told him we are ok on that score , as Le Blade's relative is a builder.
This saga may run for some time so perhaps more later.

2 comments:

Mary Sue said...

Oh, I think it's a good call to call the NHS. We hear stories about quacks like that here in America all the time.

Mike Saif said...

Sounds very interesting. I would need them to speak English before I let them play with my teeth.