Surreal?

Good night out at Sheffield though with hindsight we should have stayed the night and had a few drinks, I am still recovering from the trauma of being told I have to take a tablet everyday for the rest of my life or maybe even longer than that,it seems the highly sensitive blood pressure machine shows a slightly above the accepted level according to the quacks,I think it's all the spending I have done recently that is showing a false reading, I made a big mistake getting involved with the medical profession.
Italian doctors embrace the theory that whisky is the best way to thin the blood and lower pressure levels ,so it seems I have not been taking enough medicine,but when I put this theory to my new lady doctor she did not go along with it.
A strange thing happened on the way to the theatre today,I was adjusting the new catch on my recently fabricated portcullis(it's a gate really)which is designed to keep jehova's witnesses at bay,when this little woman beckoned me from the end of the drive,ambling over I listened to the story of how she used to rent our house years ago and her ailments etccc,it turned out she is a native of Rotherham and lives down here in a council bungalow but wishes she had our place,then with that she ambled off down the road,no more needs to be said,other than why do all the nutters pick on me,is it birds of a feather?
Le blade is back from spain having had an extended holiday at no cost to him,instead of 2 weeks he was there three and a half weeks all paid for by the tour operator.
Our Joe(MS please note) is down here for a fortnight in a caravan at Chapel St leonards so I shall pay him a visit later in the week,he needs to be next to all the shops boozers and betting shops because of his disability,so he can run about on his turbo electric chair.
Thats about all from loony tunes at the moment.