Today went into Louth and met an old Sri Lankan bloke who does homeopathic stuff,he convinced me I needed rhus tox for my shoulder muscle,I am not entirely convinced but while waitng for the wonder cure from Montana Mike,I am giving it a go,he was a very interesting bloke and among other things was former mayor of Louth,he runs junior football teams and various other activities,as well as a little shop in the main street selling the snake oil remedies,
The Quacks have failed dismally with their orthodox medicines so might as well give this a go,I read up on it on the net,and it seems fairly innocuous and without side effects .
I read montana mike's Dinosaur thing which purports to prove the existance of god, and all the scientists are wrong about the age of dinosaurs etc,it requires a lot of self delusion to accept the specious arguments put forward,I dont know if its the tablets or just my normal strange thought processes but GOD is DOG spelt backwards,is this why dog owners treat their pets like gods?? answers on an e mail to the archbishop of anywhere.
I hope to be able to cut the grass at Little House,but the sky looks as though it has a little precipitation in it.
Big fire on Stain Lane ,a haystack has gone up in flames,It could be foul play,according to
Farmer George,if its straw it's most likely arson,but if its hay it can heat up and self combust.
Never a dull m0ment here in the outback,and the privelige of passing on such pearls of wisdom falls to few in their lifetime, I require no thanks it is enough to be able to assist.
My home town team played Sheffield wednesday last night but lost,it's not the losing but the gloating which will ensue,wednesdayites are known for this,unlike their cross city Blades fans who are much more genial.
It seems that Charlie Windsor and his Mam Betty are big fans of the Homeopathy jaunt,so that fills me with confidence,Charlie is a bit of an oddball and unkind persons may relate him to me.
I am still awaiting the photo of the man from preston monte in his fedora and trendy shades.
I am also aware of the results of Miss Naomi's exams she is welcome to make a comment on the blog if she cares to.Zer Gut Ja?
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I was sent a great big book on creationism through the post, it has some "interesting" theories about evolution to say the least.
Did you know that I actually had a letter from the son of God? He wrote to tell me he was the messiah and that he could prove it because you could see his face in the moon.
I havent got a son!
ho ho ho
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